so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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