have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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