You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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