found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
