I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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