Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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