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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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