Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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