Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Randomize
