PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
