do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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