I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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