I heard we made out
That's intense
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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