butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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