real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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