Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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