I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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