Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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