So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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