I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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