dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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