Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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