she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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