his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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