is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
where are you?
Hypothermia
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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