of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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