The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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