So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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