Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
how does that bad decision feel?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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