the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
