dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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