some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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