Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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