so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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