what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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