the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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