i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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