I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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