i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I just found puke in my bra..
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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