see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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