: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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