in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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