She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
