I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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