why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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