Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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