I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize