I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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