I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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