Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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