well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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