You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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