Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
