and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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