Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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