we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm bleeding and have questions
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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